15 techno machines built for skewed, dragging, hypnotic grooves that always land on the one. Two of them are free. Start there.
New update · Every machine now speaks English: one click on SV | EN in the logo. Free for everyone who already owns them.
A drum machine and the groove engine that drives it. Put GLAPP in front of BETONG and the beat starts to drag and breathe. Then try the demos: every machine in the hall has one. KOLV builds the whole track, FRÄS chops it into funk, KULVERT drags it into the basement and SMIDET hammers out the riffs.
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Polyrhythm techno drum machine
Chops sounds into skewed, polyrhythmic techno. Everything sounds like a damp concrete floor.
Mac + Windows + Linux · VST3 · AU · LV2 · Standalone
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Micro-timing groove engine
Makes no sound. Sends MIDI to BETONG or any drum machine and decides when every hit lands.
Mac + Windows + Linux · VST3 · AU · LV2
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Press play. It builds the track.
Try the techno conductor for free. Five demo tracks that stumble, mutate and grow while they play. Some knobs are locked, the sound is the real thing.
Mac + Windows + Linux · VST3 · AU · LV2 · Standalone
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Shapes spin. Corners cut. Your loop turns funky.
Put it on any loop and spinning shapes chop it into bouncy, linear funk. Six presets to play with, and the big MAKRO knob takes you from calm to full mill chaos.
Mac + Windows + Linux · VST3 · AU · LV2 · Standalone
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A damp concrete tunnel under the floor.
Hits go in dry and come back hollow, dragging and wet, while the sub stays mono and untouched. Put it on your drum bus and the room starts to breathe.
Mac + Windows + Linux · VST3 · AU · LV2
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Four smiths hammer on glowing metal.
Euclidean rings play hypnotic riffs, basslines and dub stabs on modal metal, no samples. The rings drift apart but always land on the one.
Mac + Windows + Linux · VST3 · AU · LV2 · Standalone
Real words from people who bought the machines. Sent to us through the store.
All 15 programs are absolutely fantastic; it’s been a long time since I’ve bought something this good. Have a good time!
Thank you, your plug-in is awesome!
It’s really sparking my creativity… highly recommended stuff!
Every machine is €20. Free updates for life. Every machine has a free demo: grab it from the card and try before you buy.
Every paid machine, plus every future update. Launch price, no code needed.
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Rebuilt from scratch. A techno conductor that builds the whole track while it plays: the beat stumbles, mutates and grows for hours without repeating. Load BETONG or any VST3/AU into its rack and it plays them for you.
FREE DEMO ↓ Mac M1–M4 · Mac Intel · Windows · Linux
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Two wavetable oscillators, skewed filters and euclidean rhythms that play the filter. Dice everywhere.
FREE DEMO ↓ Mac · Windows · Linux
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Two wavetable chambers, a phase-mod hub, two filters that can scream and around 300 sounds to start from.
FREE DEMO ↓ Mac · Windows · Linux
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Four smiths hammer skewed euclidean patterns on glowing metal. Rhythms become riffs, basslines and dub stabs.
FREE DEMO ↓ Mac · Windows · Linux
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Dry wood, metal and glass knocks that sit above your drums and bass. Drag one dot. That is the whole idea.
FREE DEMO ↓ Mac · Windows · Linux
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Robot, vocoder, talkbox, autotune, choir, megaphone and monster. Built from scratch with its own speech engine.
FREE DEMO ↓ Mac · Windows · Linux
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Swings anything with 90s/00s groove, adds living drift and throws dub echo only where it belongs.
FREE DEMO ↓ Mac · Windows · Linux
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A narrow concrete tunnel under the floor. Hits go in dry and come back damp, hollow and dragging.
FREE DEMO ↓ Mac · Windows · Linux
Takes about a minute.
Get the zip for Mac, Windows or Linux. Paid machines arrive by email and on your Payhip receipt.
Mac: open Terminal and run bash ~/Downloads/NAME/installera.command. Windows: right-click installera.bat → Run as administrator. Linux: run bash ~/Downloads/NAME/installera-linux.sh.
Restart your DAW or rescan plugins. Bitwig, Ableton Live, Logic, FL Studio, Reaper and others all work.
In the 90s, Stockholm's heaviest techno club was in a rattling shipyard. It was called Docklands.
That's where I learned how techno should feel: the bass that makes the steel plates rattle, the floor that sweats, and the rhythm that drags behind, stumbles, and still always lands on the one.
Someone once said my music sounds like a damp concrete floor. I took it as a compliment.
I have spent twenty years working with my hands on machines. Now I build the ones I always wanted in my studio.
Phunkshunz AUDIO is a name I have carried since I was a kid. It is a play on "function": machines that do one thing, and do it hard.
Anything else? Ask through the store and the person who built the machines answers.
A Mac with macOS 11 or later (Intel or Apple Silicon), 64-bit Windows 10/11, or 64-bit Linux (x86_64). Any host that loads VST3, AU or LV2.
Yes. BETONG and GLAPP are full versions. No email, no time limit, no noise.
Yes. Every machine comes for Mac and 64-bit Windows 10/11. If Windows says "Windows protected your PC", click More info → Run anyway.
Yes. The machines have Swedish names on the panel, but one click on SV | EN in the logo switches every label, menu and tooltip to English. Your choice is remembered across all machines. Preset names stay Swedish on purpose.
Yes. Every machine comes as VST3 and LV2 for 64-bit Linux (x86_64). The installer puts them in ~/.vst3 and ~/.lv2. Works in Bitwig, Reaper, Ardour and other Linux hosts.
Card or PayPal through Payhip, in euro. VAT is handled automatically. You get the download link straight away. The bundle of all 13 machines is at its launch price, €89.
Yes. New versions of what you bought are free. Download again from your Payhip receipt or the email Payhip sent you.
They are built as one system. GLAPP drives BETONG, GRUND sits under it, FASFEL knocks above it, KULVERT puts it all in a basement, and KOLV conducts the lot.